Al Capone

Al Capone is Don Wannabe’s Chief Lieutenant. Don Wannabe brought him to Dallas to become the bouncer for his new club. After the former Don’s demise, he became second in command to the new Boss, Don Wannabe. Within three months, he also married Don Ravioli’s widow, Carrie Crooner.

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Baroness Ravioli

Baroness Ravioli-Toosteal is mother of the deceased Don, “Big Jim” Ravioli’s. The Baroness still loves to wear tiaras and lord it over anyone she considers beneath her. She married the Congressman shortly after his divorce. Don Wannabe took good care of her until her marriage.

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Bill Bumpkin

Mayor “Big Bill” Bumpkin is the Mayor of Iowa Park. Bill married Mary Toosteal after her divorce. Bill and Mary appear happy in their marriage. The Mayor is a very good friend to Don Wannabe and is now running against Congressman Toosteal for his Congressional seat.

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Bugs Moron

Bugs Moron is Chief Lieutenant to Weiss Guy. He will be attending to watch his boss’s back. It is also rumored that he may be the one behind the current friction between the North and East side. He has been heard making very inappropriate remarks about our proud Italian heritage.

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Carrie Crooner

Carrie Crooner-Capone is Don “Big Jim” Ravioli’s widow. She married Al Capone within three months of her husband’s death. She is now the headline jazz singer for the Four Deuces club. Don Wannabe pays her extremely well they say.

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Cash Steal

Cash Steal is attending as Vanessa Crooner’s escort. He rents a room from her. Vanessa claims he is a very good handyman to have around.

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Darrin Toosteal

U.S. Congressman Darrin Toosteal lost his presidential bid, when it became known that he was a close associate of the slain Don Ravioli. His wife, Mary, divorced him shortly afterwards to marry Mayor “Big Bill” Bumpkin. He in turn married Baroness Ravioli after his divorce was final. He is now in a political race against Big Bill Bumpkin to hold his Congressional seat.

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Don Wannabe

Don Wannabe is Iowa Park’s Boss. Referred to as “The Gentleman”, Don took over the family operations after the unfortunate demise of Don “Big Jim” Ravioli in 1920. He is a very even-tempered boss, who knows how to keep the peace and take care of his people. He is well liked among his peers, which is very unusual in a Don.

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Donna Wannabe

Donna Wannabe is Don Wannabe’s little sister. Donna is now dating Rhett Bumbler. This very determined woman chased Rhett for three years, before catching him. She wrote a tell-all book on the inside look at film stars. While it is very successful, she is no longer welcome in Hollywood.

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Guilda Guiseppi

Guilda Guiseppi is a “maybe” widow. Her husband, Jack Guiseppi, went missing the day after Don Ravioli was murdered. Vanessa Crooner is her best friend.

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Inspector Neville

Inspector Neville “The Nose” Nutella will be attending the function to keep the peace. He is known to be a close associate of Don Wannabe’s.

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Mama Barker

Mama Barker has four sons that run errands for Don Wannabe. The Don sees a lot of promise in the boys and likes Momma for her dedicated loyalty to her boys.

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Mary Bumpkin

Mary Bumpkin is the wife of Mayor “Big Bill” Bumpkin. Mary is still the perfect political wife. She comes from old money and powerful connections. Since divorcing U.S. Congressman, Darrin Toosteal, it is said that her new marriage is a very happy one.

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MeMe Wannabe

MeMe Wannabe is married to Don Wannabe. With their combined head for business, the two have managed to amass a fortune. Tonight they host their 5 year anniversary celebration of The Four Deuces, their elite speakeasy club. MeMe is the ultimate gracious hostess.

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Rebecca Ravioli Sleaze

Rebecca Sleaze is the daughter of Vicky and the slain "Big Jim" Ravioli. She was arrested for her father’s murder. After her mother, Vicky, married the Dallas Capo, the murder charges against her were dropped. It seems that all evidence in the case disappeared. She is still married to Sly Sleaze.

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Rhett Bumbler

Rhett Bumbler is a local gambler that is not very good at cards or dice. His attempts to cheat are so laughable, that most people tend to overlook it. No one is sure where his loyalties lay, or if he even has any. He has been seeing Donna Wannabe the past year.

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Sly Sleaze

Sly Sleaze handles the horse race results for Don Wannabe. He has an agreement with the Telegraph Company to be the only person able to receive the live horse race results immediately in the Iowa Park area. He sells these results to local bookies for half of their take. He is married to Rebecca Ravioli-Sleaze. With her family connections, he has grown his business to Dallas.

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Texas Molly

Texas Molly is the owner of a Speakeasy in Dallas called the 300 Club. From Waco Texas, this feisty gal is the pistol-packing, barrel riding Queen of the West. She portrayed the first cowgirl in the movie “The Wildkat”.

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Vanessa Crooner

Vanessa Crooner is the mother of Carrie Crooner-Capone. It is widely known that Vanessa doesn’t think Al is any better for her sweet little girl, then her last husband, the deceased Don “Big Jim” Ravioli. Vanessa and Guilda Guiseppi are inseparable friends.

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Vicky Ravioli

Vicky Ravioli-Tequila is ex-wife to the slain Don Ravioli. It surprised everyone when she eloped with the Dallas Capo, “Toto” Tequila, right after the death of her ex-husband. She is attending tonight with her friend, Texas Molly, to see her daughter Rebecca, and to represent her husband’s Dallas interests in the Iowa Park business.

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Weiss Guy

Weiss Guy is the Boss of the Burkburnett Irish Mob. Weiss Guy, was invited by Don Wannabe to discuss some issues that seem to be causing friction between the two. It might have something to do with hijacked trucks, but you didn’t hear that from me!